P0rt@! 99

You are standing around and doing nothing. Suddenly a portal opens up and sucks you in. [[Continue -> Universe32]]

You fall out of the portal onto a big statue that some people were praising. The people gasp. "You broke the statue of our Lord!" The townspeople raised pitchforks and started trying to stab you. [[Fight -> Fight]] [[Run -> Run]] [[Hide -> Hide]]

They have pitchforks and you have fists. They have 30 people but you are one person. Obviously, you die. I mean what were you thinking?

You run really fast, and another portal opens up and swallows you in. [[Continue -> Part 1A]]

You jump into a bush and hide from the townspeople. Luckily they don't find you. [[Run away from the town -> Townscape]] [[Stay for a while -> Stay]]

You run as fast as you can, but the townspeople see you. They pick up their knives and run about to catch up to you. Suddenly, another portal opens up in front of you. [[Jump into the portal -> Portal2]] [[Try to dodge -> Dodge]] [[Run even faster -> Run3]]

You stay in the bushes for a while. Soon enough, it's night and all the townspeople go into their houses. [[Leave -> Leave]] [[Stay longer -> Stay-b]] [[Try to get the knife on the floor -> Knife]]

You leave and luckily for you, no one spots you. [[Continue -> Cont'd1]]

You decide to stay even longer. A little kid runs outside and starts playing around the bush you are in. [[Take the child for a ransom -> Ransomware]] [[Do nothing -> Nothing]] [[Try to run away -> Run2]]

You take the knife on the floor giving you some defense. (set: $knife to true) [[Continue -> Cont'd1]]

While you are walking around another portal materializes in front of you. [[Jump in -> Portal2a]] [[Don't -> Portal2b]]

You grab the child and knock them unconcious. Soon, the parent of the child comes and starts yelling for the child. You come out from a corner and demand 1000 U$. The parent calls the other townspeople and grabs a pitchfork. [[Run -> Runigan]] [[Fight -> Fight]]

You stay in the bush and eventually fall asleep. [[Continue -> Bush Baby]]

You run away, but fall into a random portal that appeared beneath you. [[Continue -> Part 1A]]

You jump into the portal, succesfully avoiding the mob. [[Continue -> Part 1A]]

You dodge the townspeople and they fall into the portal. You breathe in relief. Suddenly, another portal swallows you as well. [[Continue -> Part 1B]]

You run even faster but suddenly another portal opens up, swallowing you and the other townspeople. [[Continue -> Part 1B]]

You awake in a cyberpunk city and the townspeople are surrounding you. [[Run -> Roon]] [[Fight -> foit]] [[Do something -> smth]] [[Hide -> hoide]]

You jump into the portal. [[Continue -> Part 1A]]

The portal sucks you in anyway. [[Continue -> Part 1A]]

You are faster than them so you run away, but a random portal appears beneath you, and you fall in. [[Continue -> Part 1A]]

You fall into a space station and get hit by a flying car. The person driving the car shakes his fist at you. You jump from car to car and jump onto some building. [[Continue -> Bldg Universe 99]]

It's the morning and the townspeople are constructing a new statue of their lord. You are very thirsty [[Stay in the bush -> EXTRA MAD E-D-O-T]] [[Try to get water -> Waterloo]] [[Escape -> The art of being a FAILURE]]

You stay in the bush forever and eveer and ever and ever and ever until you are dehydrated and die. Drink water ok? Don't be dumb!

There is a small stream near you. You slowly inch toward it and take some sips. You feel refreshed. [[Continue ->

You try to escape but you easily get caught. Don't be a FAILURE!

A couple people run up to the top of the building, where you are. "Stop right there!" the person who looks like their leader tells you. "He's disturbing the space time continuum!" someone else says. "Should we keeeeel him?" another asks. "Yup!" the leader says. [[Run -> Runoncemore]] [[Fight -> Fighter]] [[Jump onto the highway -> Weirdo]]

You run through a door leading into the building. Everyone races after you but they are so uncoordinated that they stumble on each other and fall. You take the elevator onto the ground. [[Explore -> Explorer Unlocked]] [[Try to get their items -> Items]]

You kick the leader's face before he can react. He drops his weapon and you take it. It's a weird trident thingy. You hit someone with it and they get electrocuted. You easily take out the rest. [[Explore -> Explorer Unlocked]] [[Rest -> RestOraunt]] [[Take their items -> Real items]]

You jump onto the highway and get hit by a car. All your bones break and you die. Really, what are YOU thinking?

You walk around a bit and some drunk dude jumps out of his car and starts trying to fight you. [[Fight -> Fght]] [[Run -> Rn]] [[Die -> Die]]

You try to go back to take their items, but one of them slashes you and you die!!! yay

You rest for a while, but then a random portal opens beneath you. [[Continue -> H]]

You take their armor and you find a pouch filled with Nova Coins. You think it might be useful and take it. A portal opens in front of you. [[Go into the portal -> Part 2AA]] [[Explore -> Explorer Unlocked]]

You jump into the portal. [[Continue -> Part 2A]]

There are figures made of stars in front of you. "You have been chosen..." ''TBC''

You fall into the void and appear in outer space. Somehow, you can breathe. [[Continue -> Part 2A]]

You easily defeat the drunk guy. Suddenly, a portal opens up beneath you and gobbles you up. You find yourself in outer space. [[Continue -> Part 2A]]

You try to run away but you trip and fall. Then the drunk guy slams you over the head with a car for some reason. ofc you die

You die. hahhahha

They SURROUND you any chance of you trying to run is squandered. They kill you. obvi

You fight and somehow win. SOMEHOW. Don't get over your head. [[Continue -> walk rond]]

You do something and the townspeople like it for some reason. They forget about you and just wander around the city. [[Continue -> Conto]]

There's no place for you to hide. hmmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmm hmm be smart

You walk around the town. Suddenly, a portal opens up in front of you. [[Jump in -> Jomp]] [[Don't -> Nope]]

You jump in. In front of you three celstial figures appear. "You have been selected..." ''TBC''

You try to go away but the portal looks so pleasing. [[Jump -> Jomp]] [[Jump -> Jomp]]

A portal suddenly sucks you in. In front of you 3 celstial figures appear. "You have been selected..." ''TBC''